Just saw The Big Picture Show and I must say... It was awesome. Here's why.

-The Eds' latest scam left the cul-de-sac in a total wreck, Johnny with a bear-trap eating into his enormous head, Naz missing most of her hair, Rolph with huge chunks missing from his torso... they looked like bite-marks... and the Eds fleeing for their lives into the desert.
-Ed crashes the car they were in into the only rock for miles... the car explodes.
-In a desperate search for sanctuary, Eddy leads the Eds in the search for his big brother.
-Royally pissed, the kids of the cul-de-sac begin their hunt for the Eds; Sarah and Jimmy, who have nothing to do with the recent destruction, decide to go anyway to see the impending massacre.
-That kid with the plank has a secret mellon-themed lair.
-And the scary thing is that it's actually pretty cool...
-You know...that somehow doesn't surprise me.
-It's the return of Captain Mellonhead and Splinter the Wonderwood.
-And now Jimmy's found the Kanker Sisters...
-Sarah's joined the fray....
-Lee's giving her a wet willie....
-And now the kankers have joined the hunt for the eds...
-This is going to be interesting... >D
-Rolph seems to be the closest to the trio...
-And he's lost his pig.
-Which means he's more pissed than before.
-Following a lead about Eddy's bro, the Eds go into an abandoned prank factory. No brother, but they stay there for a while, playing pranks on one another.
-... They blow up the factory and it's raining novelty worms...
-And Rolph loses the race to kevin and naz due to the loss of his pig. =/
-And due to the explosion that sent them flying, Double D's hanging by a waterfall.
-Ah... he fell.
-Because Ed threw Eddy up at him.
-Sarah and Jimmy have been reduced to mere horses pulling the kankers' "carriage".
-But a paint can to lee's hand changes the situation.
-And Captain Mellonhead is now leaving the culdesac, inspecting maiboxes for the eds.
-Frustrated, Plank DRAGS him to a bus stop...
-And he's smacking johnny upside the head...
-Either Plank's alive or that kid has some serious demons...
-Naz is trying to come on to Kevin, but he's too obsessed with the Eds to pay attention.
-Actually, he values his bike more than her too...
-The edds build a duck-boat to journey downstream in order to find eddy's big brother.
-Ed's using his belly as a bongo drum and names the deformed boat "S.S. Mutant almost a chicken duck".
-Sarah and Fruity (Jimmy) are now hiding from the kankers.
-I think I just saw Lee Kanker's EYES!
-For a brief second.
-Oh, Sarah and Jimmy found Rolph's pig...
-Johnny's lost plank among the statuesque adults on the bus.
-Plank's DRIVING the bus....
-I have a theory...
The eds' latest scam unleashed an unholy demon that tried to eat Rolph before taking up residence in a piece of wood.
-Ah, Ed n Eddy're in quicksand
-Ed: "We are so in manure!"
... They're gone...
.... Or not.
-It was a prank on Double D....
-And in offence, Eddward leaves. (about time...)
-Ooh, he's pissed...
-Slapfight between Edd and Eddy...
-And with himself as the victor, Double D leaves and Eddy's in tears.
-Eddy admits his inadequacy...
-And like a true sapp, Double D returns.
-Kevin runs over Naz....
-And Naz finally slaps Kevin.
-She starts a fire by throwing two sticks on a pile...
-Steals Kevin's peanutbutter sandwich...
-Eats it like a demon...
-And softens up to Kevin just by having him touch her arm. So weak-willed...
-And just when kevin shows some love.... he goes back to the bike.
-Naz throws his bike into a tree.
-And with a scream of terror... disappears...
-Rolph got hit by a bus...
-And got abducted by the kankers.
-The eds are in the countryside...
-Ed buries himself in a hole and falls asleep.
-Double D's gone lable-crazy...
-Kevin fails to realize why Naz was angry at him.
-The Kankers got Kevin with a May to the head...
-Ed leads the eds off a cliff.... again.
-Only to land in a ferris wheel compartment.
-A frightened ed, shakes the compartment, causing the wheel to rotate at unimaginable speed....
-Ah... They flew. =/
-Ed stands and stares before randomly shouting "Whale!" while pointing to a whale-shaped building.
-The pig guides Sarah and Jimmy to the amusement park where the eds are.
-I wonder what happened to johnny and demon-wood....
-The Kankers found the Eds with a tied up naz, kevin and rolph in tow...
-Sarah and jimmy are disappointed that the eds are still alive.
-The Eds have finally found Eddy's brother.
-He looks like eddy with a goatee...
-He says that double d is eddy's girlfriend...
-Big bro has a sadistic side. As a price for providing sanctuary, he wails on eddy. =/
-Lee's pissed....
-Double D's been beaten into the ground with an Eddy to the head...
-Everyone's pissed....
-And Ed sent a door flying into big bro's head.
-Eddy cries, realizing that he's been living a lie and his scams were all pointless attempts to gain acceptance.
-And the Mellonbuss arrives...
-Johnny: "IT'S MELLON TIME!"
-Everyone beats on Johnny for knocking over Eddy...
-Suddenly everyone loves and accepts the Eds (They soften up after the big bro smacked them around like his bitches)
-The kankers take big bro into his house.... Never to be seen again.
End.
Epilogue: Captain Mellonhead isn't done yet. He's become the villain "The Gourd" and sworn revenge on the cul-de-sac.


Yes, I have nothing better to do. Wanna fight about it? >>;